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3 SENTENCE FIC THINGER MEME. STEREK. STILES IS IN A BAND.
lol three sentences
The problem with Stiles was that, not twelve hours earlier, Derek had met the most amazing woman.
Derek had, in fact, taken home the most amazing woman, and he was on his way back with a paper grocery bag full of bacon and peppers and eggs, was in a hurry to get back before she woke up. He had a plan, the beginnings of a plan, one involving breakfast and wooing and asking her to go out with him on an actual date. He was a man on a mission, was the thing; he was kind-of-not-really (all right, not at all) spoken for, had been for approximately ten and a half hours.
Then he ran into Stiles. Literally. Really, truly, eggs smashed on the cement and peppers flying everywhere ran into him, collided with him so hard that they both staggered back a step.
"Oh, ow," Stiles said, gingerly touching his nose. "I think you broke me."
"I think you broke my eggs," Derek said, giving no fucks whatsoever about some clumsy guy’s nose. "You should watch where you’re going."
straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic
okay i made this post this morning and it has since had eighty two thousand notes, it’s been featured on reddit, facebook, twitter i’ve been sent multiple death threats and messages that i don’t even want to describe
and i have to apologise
i’ve seen the error of my ways
straight boys are not ’weak and pathetic’
straight boys are weak, pathetic and fucking annoying